Chloe, look at you. You're a mess. You're unfocused. You're unreliable. And your breath smells like egg. Like, all the time. I can't believe the Bellas are being passed on to you two slut bags after we graduate. Just don't eff up your solo. I won't disappoint you. My dad always says, "if you're not here to win," "get the hell out of Kuwait."
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This is a surprise! This has never happened! Now, this is how you bring some excitement to the international Championship of Collegiate A Cappella. She had a week's worth of lunch and lost it. Well, she didn't lose it. We know exactly where it is. It's all over the third row. No, no...
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Seriously, you girls are awesome... ly horrible. I hate you. Kill yourselves. Girl power! Sisters before misters!
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Ouch! Boy, that hurt. Sexy man-splits. His pain is our gain, Gail.
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Yeah, and we parked in a lot where they do not validate.
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One, two, three, four.
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Now, this is exactly the type of performance you would expect to see at the international Championship of Collegiate A Cappella. Am I right, Gail? John, you're so right, everything else seems wrong. Boy, these Barden University Treblemakers always thrill the judges. And the ladies in the room cannot get enough. So true, John. Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.
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Baker Hall, I think. Okay. So, what you're gonna do is you're gonna go down this way, you're gonna take a right and you go through those double doors...
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Is it me or did we just take a left turn into Snoozeville?
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Hi there! Welcome to Barden University. What dorm?
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Has your dad ever told you to shut up?
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All right, good luck, guys!
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I got it. Thanks.
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Wow.
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John, a change of pace could not come soon enough here for the Barden Bellas.
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What?
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Yes, I'm Gail Abernathy McCadd, and to my right is fellow a cappella alum John Smith and we are live from Carolina University. It's a new season for a cappella. The regionals begin the long road to Lincoln Center where all of these youngsters hope to one day win a trophy by making music with their mouths.
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So, excuse me if I don't take advice from some alt-girl with her mad lib beats, because she's never even been in competition. Have I made myself clear?