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I don't know. I dig chicks, man. I don't remember any of it. I was so fucked up. I might be gay, I don't know. Do you mind covering for me for a bit? I might go lay down in the john. Hey, buddies. Where is it hanging? Hey, Alix, what's up? You get in the club last night? I didn't get in because the bouncer was douche-face. But I made friends in the line. That's good, I guess. Hey, guys, anybody know a nice restaurant, like something where they give out free bubblegum in the bathrooms? For what? Lori and I have been dating four years tomorrow. I want to take her someplace really nice. Aw, congratulations, John. GUY: You guys have been going out for four years? My longest relationship was like six months and then she farted in her sleep. I'm like, "I'm out of here, man." I was gone before she woke up.
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What, like anal? No, like a fucking circular gold thing on her finger. Oh, fuck that! It's been four years, Johnny. You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring? Where's my ring, asshole? Where's my ring, motherfucker? Stop it. Come on! Put it on my fuzzy finger, you fuck! Come on! (LAUGHS) All right, knock it off! All right, I'm just saying. But do you think she might be expecting me to make that kind of a move? No, I don't think she is. And, not only that, it's the wrong time.
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