I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Ted
2.9s
Even more than me.
Ted
12s
Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? (IN BOSTON ACCENT) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm!
Ted
2.2s
It's okay, I'll drive you. I feel fine.
Ted
1.2s
I'm in trouble.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
8.5s
Fuck! Shit. Oh, man! TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere. God, is it bad?
Ted
1.5s
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
Ted
8.8s
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot. No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl. They're not that bad. See, the fact that you have to say they're not that bad means that they are that bad.
Ted
1.5s
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
Ted
1.7s
I need to tell you something.
Ted
1.2s
John.
Ted
2s
She's...
Ted
1.3s
No.
Ted
5.2s
NARRATOR: Before long, Teddy had become a huge celebrity in his own right.
Ted
6.6s
John and Lori were married in Cambridge by a very special Justice of the Peace.
Ted
5.4s
Well, as it turned out, John picked the perfect night to make a wish.
