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(SHOUTS) What the fuck? Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter? Vvhathappened? What's going on? There's so much porn! Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit? What are you talking about, "private shit"? Johnny, it was wide open! There are literally thousands of files here! Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out. Jesus Christ. Look at the organization here! Clockwise rim job. Counterclockwise rim job! Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way! You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks?
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Now, you said your parents purchased Ted, as one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel. No, it's not like that! Objection! You can't do that! You know what? This is bullshit! This court is trying to tell me that I'm not as good as other people, and this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags! Ted! Sorry, sorry. The homos, the homos. This is exactly what you've been doing to the homos, and I say it's wrong! Ms. Jackson, please control your client or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court! Oh, piss off! I'm standing up for rne and I'm standing up for the homos! We deserve respect! Ted, shut up! Fine.
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