This song always reminds me of the most important night of my life.
Ted
13.6s
Glad to hear it. Because in a month, my life could be your life. A cushy, $38,000-a-year branch manager who's personal friends with Tom Skerritt. Not a bad life, is it?
Ted
17.3s
So, where are John and Teddy today? Well, let me put it this way. No matter how big a splash you make in this world, whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber, or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
Ted
3.4s
This is how everybody sang in the '90s. (SINGING)
Ted
6.9s
Rex, I don't think it's smart. I'm an asshole, I know that. It worked for me in high school, and it's been a reflex ever since.
Ted
5.5s
Welcome home. Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually. I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
Ted
3.5s
Baby, I don't know if this is going to work. Please, just try.
Ted
1.7s
Hey, how are you holding up?
Ted
1.2s
I'm in trouble.
Ted
1.5s
Yes! He did it!
Ted
1.4s
I'm coming.
Ted
1.5s
Sorry.
Ted
15.4s
Well, hello there. Sorry if I'm interrupting any private girl-talk about Channing Tatum's index finger. But, Lori, I need to see you in my office. Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to... Oh, this is work, I swear. (SIGHS) Great.
Ted
11.4s
Are you okay? (GROANING) Oh, God, lam so sorry. No, I'm fine, I'm fine. Jesus, lam so sorry. I didn't see you. It was an accident. Did you hurt your head? Yeah, my head hurts a lot. Oh, man. Here, let me get you some ice.
Ted
10.3s
You'll kick me out in five? I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out. I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick. What do I tell Thomas? Just tell him you don't feel well.
Ted
7.1s
(SQUEALS EXCITEDLY) He acknowledged it. Let's do some shots. With you? Ch, my God, yes! Ch, my God, yes! Let's go!
Ted
4.8s
This is going to take some doing, I think. I'll just meet you upstairs then? Yeah, I'll be right there.
Ted
5.2s
You know, if your leg got trapped under a rock I'd chew it off to get you free.
