Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?
Ted
1.5s
I heard you got busted.
Ted
1.8s
Come on, buddy.
Ted
1.5s
No, it doesn't.
Ted
11.8s
We are going to party like the '80s. Show us how, Flash. It's easy. We just gotta nail a lot of girls named Stephanie. God, Johnny, I got so much energy. We better start doing stupid shit.
Ted
5.8s
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori, I do love you more than life itself.
Ted
2.4s
Can you just email me the rest of this story?
Ted
2.2s
It's okay, I'll drive you. I feel fine.
Ted
1.7s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
3.6s
Yeah. I did wish for it.
Ted
1.6s
I promise.
Ted
1.9s
Oh, my God!
Ted
1.3s
(COUGHS)
Ted
13.1s
How great is this? The four of us out to dinner. How long have we been saying we were going to... Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever. I'm good. I'm good. The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week. So, that's something.
Ted
12.2s
Can I... Just give me the car keys. Can I please just explain? No. Look, I was... I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you. I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon... Just give me the car keys.
Ted
9.6s
Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" (CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd. Look, the point is, you're blaming me for something that you did to yourself.
Ted
5.4s
Oh, my God, it always looks so great! I always want to fucking brush it. Right, Johnny? I say that.
Ted
5.2s
Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right? Yes! Fucking-A right! (LAUGHS)
