Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
Ted
1.2s
Wait a second.
Ted
5.4s
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
4.4s
Where are you going? Taking a cab. I'm going home.
Ted
2.6s
Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.
Ted
1.6s
(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY)
Ted
2.2s
Yeah, if you want.
Ted
1.3s
You asshole!
Ted
1.3s
No.
Ted
14.5s
You have to understand, I had no friends before he came along. He's the only reason I ever gained any fucking confidence. But you're no longer eight. You're 35 years old. And unless you're too blind to notice, he's not your only friend anymore. Can we talk about this another time, and just enjoy our anniversary dinner?
Ted
3.7s
MAN: asshole! TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
