Okay? And... And I don't want us to fight like we've been doing the past few months. I don't know, Teddy. Something's got to change, you know? Because I can't do this no more. It's too much. I know, I know, I know. And... And that's why...
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10.7s
You do? Yeah. A baby? Like really? Yeah. See, I think, if we got a kid to love, it'll teach us how to love each other again.
Ted 2
12.1s
Holy shit! You? (CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah, we talked about it today. Dude, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations! Thank you! Wait, wait, wait. How... How... How do you guys... VVeH,yeah,thafsthe thing. We... We, uh... We got to find a sperm donor.
As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, we all saw the distressing images of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend, John Bennett.
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7.9s
Ted and Tami-Lynn were married once again, and soon afterward, they adopted a fine, young baby boy.
Ted 2
1.4s
Thanks, Sam.
Ted 2
6s
Thanks,paL Hey, you were always real to me, buddy. Even when you weren't. Congratulations, Ted.
Ted 2
1.3s
What is your name?
Ted 2
2.3s
And is that enforced by law?
Ted 2
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
9.9s
(EXHALES) Sorry, Allison. I tried. (SIGHS) It's okay. I just wish he wasn't so goddamn cute. Yeah. Hey, can I get a Jack Daniel's with just a splash of Grey Goose?
Ted 2
5.6s
This is quite a victory for you. Is there any statement that you'd like to make now that you're legally a person?
Ted 2
10.3s
Jesus,Johnny, you don't got to marry Allison. You just got to bang her and maybe pee on her a little. What? It's always good to find new ways to surprise your lover. Yeah, I got to take a leak.
Ted 2
12.8s
I'm not into it. John, you've been saying that for over a year-and-a-half about every chick that throws herself at you. You got to get back in the game, man! No, don't start this shit, all right? Look, I wasted six years of my life with the wrong girl and I got burned. I'm not gonna make that same mistake again.
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2.9s
MALE NARRATOR: And so our story comes to an end.
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4.6s
I won't forget what you've done for me here today. I would prefer that you do.
