Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett. But I can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing.
Ted
11.6s
All right, kid, you win. We'll do it your way. What do you want to do? You want to play a game? It's playtime, right? We'll play a game. Yeah, I want to play a game. Good, good. Let's see. How about we... How about we play a little game of hide and seek?
Ted
3.3s
(STAPLING) Ah! (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
Ted
18.4s
Hang gm (GASPS)
Ted
1.2s
YOU did it.
Ted
20.3s
Break his arm off! We're going to die. We're all going to die. Break this up, break this up. Get him! (YELLING) MING: You break my wall! This my home long time. You break my wall, you bastard men. We're sorry, it was an accident, okay? I try to make duck dinner, now plaster everywhere. Chill out. Can we just talk about this? What's your name? I'm John. My name is Wan Ming.
Ted
23.1s
Funny how it always goes with love When you don't look, you find But then we're two of a kind (IN FALSETTO) We move as one (AUDIENCE BOOING) We're an all time high You suck, get off the stage! Come on. Give him a chance.
Ted
9.2s
You know, Lori would hate me for saying this, but she told me how you are at the office. And, as one gentleman to another, I just want to say I really hope you fucking get Lou Gehrig's disease.
Ted
7.8s
I could sit here and tell you I'm sorry, it was a huge misunderstanding, and I'm ready to change, but I don't think you want to hear any of that crap.
Ted
8.5s
(SIGHS) Look, John loves you very much, more than anything in the world, and he's falling to fucking pieces without you.
Ted
8.3s
So, if you just give him one more chance I promise I will leave and I'll never come back. All right? He'll be all yours.
Ted
3.4s
My dick is squished by the TV.
Ted
1.5s
(THEME SONG PLAYING)
Ted
1.5s
Trust me. I love you.
Ted
12.3s
John, I need a man. Not a little boy with a teddy bear. I know, done. Man. Right here, in front of you, all right? Look at these pecs. These are man pecs. Look at the hair on my upper lip. That's man hair.
Ted
7.5s
Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm. It's not that big of a deal. Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.
Ted
5.9s
Nobody's ever talked to me like that before. That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.
Ted
4.5s
Now my phone fell under the seat somewhere. Can you call it? Yeah.
