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Uh, all of our holdings are tied up in the railroads. Yeah, Reading Railroad, 5&0 Railroad, Pennsylvania Railroad. We're working on Short Line. Urn, I own Atlantic Avenue and Marvin Gardens. And I own four houses on Baltic Ave. I was thinking about just tearing them down and building a hotel. I won second prize in a beauty contest. That's $50 right there. Are you guys just saying Monopoly stuff?
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18.3s
Tell you what, I'm gonna go drive around the blook, and I'll be back with $200. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. My niece recently passed her bar exam and I've hired her on as a junior associate here at the firm. I could assign her to your case, pro bono. And then you would get a hungry, young attorney and I would get a more experienced lawyer in return.
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(LAUGHS) It's so stupid. Here, try it. Uh, no. Why? I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth. Oh, you think this is big? (LAUGHS) Johnny, you walked right into that one, pal. This is all I brought. How about this? I'm gonna go check out the barn and I'm gonna see if I can find a soda can or something for us to make an actual bong. Yeah, see if you can make a non-dick bong.
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