Ted, you mean everything to me, and so does Lori. I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life.
Ted
7.9s
Okay. You hide first. Great. Fantastic. Okay, now you count to 100, and then you try to find me, okay? Okay.
Ted
1.4s
(SINGING)
Ted
2.4s
Should I sit?
Ted
1.4s
John“.
Ted
1.3s
Yes!
Ted
10.7s
John, all you got to do is not fuck up and you get my job when I go to corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you've got to do is not fuck up. I realize that. Good.
Ted
3.4s
Yes, he is, my little winner. Yes, he is.
Ted
5.3s
He talks! (JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS) I'm going to name you Teddy.
Ted
16.4s
By the power vested in me by the New York Jets and by the united peoples of the planet Mongo, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride, Johnny.