You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public. I fucked her with a parsnip last week and I sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
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You want a Xanax?
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Cw! Sorry, sorry. Does it hurt?
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You're not very tolerant, huh?
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Fuck!
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No. No. I wished for my life back.
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Someone call an ambulance!
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All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement, complimentary map of Boston.
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I love hide and seek. I'll hide. Now, hang on a sec, there. Your dad likes you to show good manners. Right, Tubby McFat-Fuck?
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I'm so sorry.
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Hey.
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Wait a second.
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Now, I have to give you an ouch.
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I had no idea.
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I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
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So, work's good? Everything good, there? Yeah. Yeah, work's good.
