Hey, Johnny, how about a beer? A couple of Charles Brew-kowskis? Couple of Brew-stoyevskis? Maybe a Mike Brew-gaslowski? Perhaps a Tedy Brew-ski? That's a good one. You know what, I think I, too, want a Martina Navrati-brewski. No, that doesn't work. Don't ruin it. No. Bullshit! That totally works. TED: No, no. Yeah, it does. It doesn't work. The name has to have a "ski" at the end of it and you just put "brewski" at the end of "Martina Navratilova," so... I just thought we were saying funny names. No, it has to have a "ski" at the end of it. Otherwise, where's the challenge? If there's no "ski" at the end of the root word then we would just be idiots saying nonsense.
Ted
7.8s
You know, you're never alone when you're with Christ. So, no, I'm not alone. Yeah. Me, too.
Ted
4.9s
Well, that's perfect. Because I'm only going to need one. (LAUGHS)
Ted
4.7s
I actually went through something like this with my last boyfriend. Really? Yeah.
Ted
7.5s
All I want is... I just want to end on good terms. I owe that to you. I want you to be happy. You deserve that.
Ted
3.7s
Yeah. No. Yeah. No.
Ted
1.2s
Where?
Ted
2.2s
Boom. That's me and Skerritt.
Ted
1.2s
Who are you?
Ted
3.2s
I found my phone. What's going on?
Ted
4.2s
And don't worry, I'll do my very best to get this job that I so crave.
Ted
6.9s
No, I can't do that. That would devastate him. Besides, what if he chose Ted?
Ted
2.7s
(FARTING) Finally.
Ted
6.6s
You coming down? Yeah, I don't feel so good. Give it a couple of hours. You'll be golden, Ponyboy.
Ted
2.1s
Really? Yeah, many times.
Ted
4.9s
This song is so great. Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.