You're asking me out a week after I broke up with somebody?
Ted
2.7s
There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
Ted
1.2s
YOU did it.
Ted
6.2s
And, you'll see, he'll never be scared of thunder again.
Ted
11.5s
Oh, yeah. Yeah, we were playing truth or dare and Cherene's pretty ballsy. There is a shit on my floor! "Or is the floor on the shit?" is what Kierkegaard would say.
Ted
3.4s
Look, I'm going to cut the shit, here. Please.
Ted
3.5s
Baltic? Czech? Goodbye, Rex.
Ted
4.3s
There is... ...a shit on my floor.
Ted
7.5s
TED: Down here. Not looking up your towel. Swear to God. Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business. Ted, what are you doing here?
Ted
1.5s
Listen.
Ted
1.7s
There we go.
Ted
1.5s
I need to talk to you.
Ted
2.6s
I don't think so. I'm...
Ted
10.2s
You know, Robert and I could give you a very, very good home. Yeah, I'm pretty happy where I am. I just got a shitty new apartment... I can offer you $6,000 in rail road bonds.
Ted
2.1s
Hey there, fella. How are you?
Ted
3.1s
(SIGHS) She's making you do it, isn't she?
Ted
1.2s
What do you mean?
Ted
6.9s
Rex, I don't think it's smart. I'm an asshole, I know that. It worked for me in high school, and it's been a reflex ever since.
