You could've been an inspiration to the world. Could've been a leader, a role model.
Ted 2
22.3s
Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. And remember, you're the one who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. I got no job, no marriage and no life! But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! Ted! Who's Gollum? She's a model. Ted, come back! Leave me alone! JOHN: Ted! SAMANTHA: Ted!
Ted 2
22.1s
Mr. Jessup, we could take him back, with only a trivial degree of legal consequence if we were even caught. And why would we do this? Sir, if we could cut him open to see what makes him tick, we could manufacture millions of Teds for every child in the world. Hasbro would double its profits overnight.
Ted 2
10.2s
Thirty years ago, a little boy named John Bennett made a wish that his teddy bear would come to life. Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears... Yes, I'm aware of the story.
Ted 2
6.1s
When Ted's rights are officially null, we grab him.
Ted 2
3.8s
Really? Now, what exactly do you want from this?
Ted 2
3.4s
You're a hell of a lot smarter than your urinal cakes, Danny.
Ted 2
2.9s
Mr. Jessup, I'm not interested in money.
Ted 2
2.2s
You know why you lost this case?
Ted 2
7.7s
Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here? Shh. They're about to announce the new Superman. The new Superman is...