Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. Yes!
Ted 2
2.5s
Ted, you're special.
Ted 2
1.9s
Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man.
Ted 2
1.8s
Okay, well, good talk.
Ted 2
1.3s
(YELLS)
Ted 2
7.5s
See, the important thing about being human is making a contribution to society. Assisting in the betterment of your race.
Ted 2
4.5s
Mr. Bennett, when and where did you first encounter Ted?
Ted 2
6s
And what is that stuffing made of? A synthetic cotton-poly blend. Is there anything else in there?
Ted 2
12.3s
Yes, you did, you fucking liar. Hey, we just ran into your buddy Ted. Ted? Where is he? He got a little wasted, so these two dudes took him out back to sober up. Did you see which way they went? Yeah, yeah. Baok hallway, past the photo booth. Come on!
Ted 2
1.2s
What's the matter?
Ted 2
1.6s
Your witness.
Ted 2
2.1s
What do you mean? I mean, we get a lawyer.
Ted 2
2.3s
Jesus. Look at that black cock.
Ted 2
2.2s
Yeah, sure, sounds great.
Ted 2
1.4s
So what do you say to that?
Ted 2
1.3s
(SIGHS)
Ted 2
8.6s
No, make sure you have all the updated information on our Comic Con placement. This has to be the biggest, most impressive rollout at the convention. Morning, Mr. Jessup.
Ted 2
5.8s
No, not once, not ever. When I saw this, I threw up. Almost quit medicine.
