Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
Ted
1.2s
Wait a second.
Ted
5.4s
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
1.2s
Who are you?
Ted
2.1s
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
Ted
5s
Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.
Ted
7.2s
He's a bear. Got it. Oh, my God! This house is fucking huge! I know. Try not to get lost. Come on in.
Ted
7.7s
So, talk to me, Johnny Quest. How are things with you and Lori? Things are great, actually. That's great. That is great.
Ted
7s
I don't know, I got fucking wasted last night. My phone says I texted someone at 3:15, asking them to beat me up.
Ted
9.7s
Wait, was it any one of those names with a "Lynn" after it? Yes. I got you, motherfucker. I got you. Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn, Channing... Tami-Lynn. Fuck!
