Hashtag "Grr, Mondays." (GASPS) 0h, my God! Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. We're so sorry.
Ted 2
4.6s
Oh, so what are we gonna do now? I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something.
Ted 2
1.5s
And I have.
Ted 2
3.7s
What if I gave you a hand job outside your pants while you ate an ice cream?
Ted 2
8.6s
Hey, 2O bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. Wait, let me try. I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. Oh, yeah? Was your mascot a broken condom?
Ted 2
5.5s
And when the next conflict comes along, we're once again blind to it as it's happening.
Ted 2
1.3s
Ted!
Ted 2
1.5s
I'm so sorry, baby.
Ted 2
5.8s
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. Yeah, that's great. $40. Okay.
Ted 2
10.2s
So what? Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. If he loses, the state will officially declare him a non-entity with no rights under the law.
Ted 2
2.2s
So you don't see him as your property.
Ted 2
6.9s
Look, Donny, I can never love you. God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. Okay? So, uh...
Ted 2
2s
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted 2
1.4s
Hi.
Ted 2
5.4s
But if we suddenly decide to share that gift, where does that lead us?
Ted 2
1.2s
Please be seated.
Ted 2
5.6s
If they choose to investigate the issue, it may leave you quite vulnerable.
Ted 2
23.1s
Oh. Oh, that... That's great! That's fucking great! I'm glad you guys are so happy! What? What do you mean, "What?" I'm totally screwed here. And you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, and she's probably still fucking billing us! Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything! Yeah, exactly! Exactly! Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other, Sam coulcfve won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing! Like garbage or a piece of shit!
