Wow! (JOHN'S DAD CHUCKLES) I guess Santa paid attention to how good you were this year, huh? Aw! Merry Christmas, John.
Ted
8.1s
NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.
Ted
8.3s
You know, I wish you could really talk to me. Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever.
Ted
5.3s
He talks! (JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS) I'm going to name you Teddy.
Ted
4.5s
Well, as it does every year, Christmas morning finally came.
Ted
2.2s
I love you, too, Teddy.
Ted
1.4s
Sounds good to me.
Ted
17.9s
(COUGHS) Jesus, this is weak. It's not even getting me high. I got to have a talk with my weed guy. It's working for me. I think it sucks. I'm going to have a talk with him. I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints. No. I know this guy a long time. I've known him since 9/11. You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."
Ted
10.4s
I'm sorry, Mr. Bennett, I didn't mean to scare anybody. I just wanted John and I to be friends. Yeah, Dad, I made a wish last night that Teddy was alive and my wish came true.
Ted
10.7s
John, all you got to do is not fuck up and you get my job when I go to corporate next month. You're the new branch manager. All you've got to do is not fuck up. I realize that. Good.
Ted
7.2s
John! May I speak with you, please? Shit. It's all right, go, go, go. I'll pull out of here. Hi, Thomas, how are you?
Ted
3.5s
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
