You remember that night, after the club we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m. We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner. Name that movie.
Ted
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Johnny. You're going to be okay, buddy. Do you understand? You're going to be fine.
Ted
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Lori, get the stuffing. Get it all.
Ted
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(GROANS) (COUGHS)
Ted
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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
Ted
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Back off, Susan Boyle!
Ted
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What do you mean?
Ted
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It was you.
Ted
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All right, I love you. I love you so much. You won't be sorry, I swear.
Ted
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Yes. But that doesn't mean we can't hang out. We'll hang out all the time.
Ted
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You can do any '90s song with just vowels. (SINGING)
Ted
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I gotta fuck her again.
Ted
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Robert, seatbelt.
Ted
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
Ted
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I had no idea.
Ted
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Fuck! Shit. Oh, man! TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere. God, is it bad?