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I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.

Ted

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I don't know if I can drive!

Ted

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See, that's why I watch these things. That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.

Ted

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No. It's fine.

Ted

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John“.

Ted

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Oh.

Ted

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(SINGING)

Ted

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My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.

Ted

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Because I love you.

Ted

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Hey.

Ted

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This is the American fantasy, right here. A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world. Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!

Ted

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Lori and I may just need a little space right now.

Ted

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Why the fuck would he say that? Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children. Look, we're very interested in the bear. If you want to make some sort of arrangement here's my address and phone number. And you can call me any time, okay? Will do. Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff. Okay? Okay. Okay. See you later. Come on, Robert. TED: Take it easy. What the fuck? Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me? I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement and really slowly de-limbing you while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme.

Ted

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Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

Ted

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Hug me. (SCREAMS) You're my best friend, John.

Ted

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(HONKING)

Ted

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Teddy?

Ted

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Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive! (CHUCKLES) Really? Well, isn't that exciting. No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.

Ted

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I'm not going to try to get you to take me back.

I don't know if I can drive!

See, that's why I watch these things. That's like a cool behind-the-scenes thing that you wouldn't know.

No. It's fine.

John“.

Oh.

(SINGING)

My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.

Because I love you.

Hey.

This is the American fantasy, right here. A professional NFL player is called upon to save the world. Tom Brady could do that. Tom Brady could do that!

Lori and I may just need a little space right now.

Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

Hug me. (SCREAMS) You're my best friend, John.

(HONKING)

Teddy?

Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive! (CHUCKLES) Really? Well, isn't that exciting. No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.