Swing and miss again! This is so fun. Mommy, how about another one? I got you a lot of good things. - I'll grab one. - Alva, Alva, sit down. You've already given me one. It's... It's Jason's turn. Uh... I th... I-I think I left it in the car. No, I-I saw you put one under the tree earlier. - No. It's in the... - Yeah, I did. I could've sworn. You know what, it's, uh... Y-You don't... you don't... you don't... you... It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. Come on. Thank you. It's my favorite whiskey. You can skip the note. Thank you, Jason.
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All right, we got satellite confirmation. Extraction team's on the go. 30 minutes. We're on schedule. Everything's good. All right, fellas. Look alive, look alive. You all know the plan, and I like my operations like I like to fuck: hard and fast with minimal cleanup. Now, some idiot gets in your way, what do you do? Fuck their shit up right! Damn right. Time to lube up.
He's not coming to save us. He doesn't exist. It's all made-up.
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To have you here. ♪ Jingle all the way... ♪ Okay, I'm behind. Catch me up on all the hot goss. Hot goss. Okay. Um, well, you remember Bert, my sister's pride and joy. Yo, yo, yo. This is the Bert Locker living that bling life on Christmas Eve.
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Just, like... Threaten 'em or bribe 'em. This isn't rocket science. Same shit we always do.
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Grown-up relationships are complicated.
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My daddy says there isn't any Santa.
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It takes work. A lot of work.
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But, uh...
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Merry Christmas, Al. Hi, Linda. Merry Christmas. - Mr. Lightstone. - Hey, Al. Hey, you back there, Tru? Yeah, I bet you're excited for Christmas. What did you ask Santa for? Not to work on Christmas Eve. Must've been naughty this year, - 'cause here I am. - Mm-hmm. Just make sure you let Santa through the gates later, Al. - Yeah. - Have a merry one, now. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas, Al. Merry Christmas, Tru. - Thank you, Al. - Yeah.
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I got great feelings about this Christmas. - You want to know why? - Yeah. 'Cause I think this is the year that Mom's gonna kick herself upstairs and choose one of us to start running the show. And I got to tell you, Jason, that I'm gunning for your ass.
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Hi, Linda. - Hey. - How's it going, Alva? Mm-hmm. You gained weight. Looks good on you, though. - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 'Sup, limp dick?
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What the hell is this? You are the worst catering company on the planet. It's lengthwise, not width. Unbelievable.
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What would a Lightstone family Christmas be without groveling and infighting?