I made these all by myself. - No way. - Mm-hmm. I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. - Exactly. - Yeah.
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5.2s
Honey, what's wrong? Daddy never took me to see Santa at the mall this year.
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5.8s
It's perfect. No peeking. This house has so many chimneys.
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4.3s
Santa gets a candy cane, too? Yeah. Mm, okay.
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6.4s
Yes! Okay...
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2.2s
I am so sorry.
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2.2s
He didn't.
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1.9s
- Merry Christmas, Mommy. - Merry Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to you, too, Senator.
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15.9s
You know something we don't. What is it? No, I don't. I don't. I got it. Bingo. I'm onto you, man. Come on! - We were just... - Come on, come on, come on, come on. - You big sack of shit. - Ooh. No wonder your husband left you. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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30.5s
Maybe you don't realize who I am. Those were Grandma words. You know, forget them. Oh, boy. Look at Mr. Cool back here. Yeah, what's your angle, man? Hmm? No angle. I'm not doing anything. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No! Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's chocolate cake. Grandma's cool. I can make that story go away... I think your brother's up to something. No, I just decided to let you guys have all the fun sucking up to Mom today. Please. You are King Suck-up. You named your kid Gertrude.
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12.5s
Because you have been so good to me and Mommy this year, we decided that you could have one gift... early! Really?
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5.6s
How will Santa know which one to come down? Oh, Santa just knows. Christmas magic.
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10.7s
Alva, you named your son Bertrude. Okay. Sorry, Bert, but that's not a real name. Sorry, Linda. We can't all be lucky enough to have daughters. Mom, I can hear you.
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10.6s
Merry Christmas, Grandma! - Aw. - Little bitch. Little Gertrude. And how is my favorite granddaughter? Everybody calls me Trudy now. Trudy?
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4.3s
Merry Christmas. Why in the hell are you standing all the way back there?
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7.4s
DuBoi... - On some prewar shit right there. - Good shit.
