You can't go two seconds without crapping on the roof like a bunch of pigeons? So unprofessional.
Violent Night
10.1s
No, no, no. No! Wait! Wait. Wait! Don't go! Come back!
Violent Night
5.5s
Now, move! Are you deaf? Fucking move!
Violent Night
2.4s
Bah humbug, motherfucker.
Violent Night
11.1s
I want Mommy and Daddy to make up so we can be a family again. Okay. Good night, Santa.
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I really only want one present for Christmas.
Violent Night
4.3s
Wake up, honey. Wake up. Maybe we can get out the back by the servants' stairs.
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Hey. Merry Christmas. Or should I say "happy holidays" now? Right? I mean, it's like, people, make up your minds. - You know what I'm saying? - Can I help you? Oh, yeah. I sure hope so. See, uh, my car broke down a little ways... Out here? This is a private road. You're telling me. It's the first place I've seen for miles. I think I got frostbite. Where the hell am I, anyway? G.T. Lightstone family compound. I'll call you a tow.
Violent Night
2.1s
Good night, Mr. Bunny.
Violent Night
2s
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Violent Night
30.5s
All right, revelers. Time to steal Christmas. Sound off. Jingle. Check. Peppermint. Check. Sugarplum. Check. Krampus. Ready to fuck shit up. Candy Cane. Check. - Go for Frosty. - Go for Tinsel. Go for Gingerbread. Are we gonna use these stupid code names all night? 'Tis the season. Welcome to your worst Christmas ever. Trudy loves seeing Santa at the mall.
Violent Night
4.1s
Who the hell are you? You can call me Mr. Scrooge.
Violent Night
2.2s
Oh, fuck.
Violent Night
7.2s
Grandma! Your Wi-Fi sucks dick. Damn it! When he was small, I begged you to beat him.
Violent Night
5.9s
Yo, yo. B. Lightstone here, live streaming the dream, you know. They say the richest man...
Violent Night
14s
You know, uh... Christmas is all right, but you Americans don't celebrate my favorite holiday. Oh, yeah? What? Boxing Day.
Violent Night
10s
It's Christmas Eve, and there's a lot of... boys and girls on the nice list that want their presents, you know? Thank you.
