SCHMIDT: Let's blow shit up. JENKO: Jump street style. ♪ We out of control all over the place ♪ and somebody gotta put it to a stop, quick ♪ out on the road all up in your face JENKO: Get ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers. SCHMIDT: It's inking in my mouth! DICKSON: Don't fuck my daughter.
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That's jeffe, man.
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Is that it? That's my dick. What about that? That's my dick also.
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DICKSON: No. That's schmidt. I don't know what you're talking about, man. He look exactly the same to me. I got new glasses. Yeah, man, he just got some new glasses, man. God damn. (WHISPERING) No one's gonna fucking notice.
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(NARRATOR READING) PREVIOUSLY ON 21 JUMP STREET (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) You're a fucking nerd. Boy, you lucky you even graduating. SCHMIDT: Fuck! ALL: Oh! You're good at this, huh? Yeah. You're really good at this. Yeah. Hey, you want to be friends?
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What are you doing? Huh? I got a new identity that's gonna be killer. I'll be throwing it to you to make it legit. (SIGHS) Okay. I'm gonna need you to improvise. Okay? I don't want to improvise. I'm gonna need you to improvise. I suck at improvising. I don't want to do it. I need absolute silence while I fall into character. I need absolute silence while I fall into character.
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(IN FOREIGN ACCENT) My name is Jeff.
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This time, foreign exchange students. Awesome. Yes! In Russia.
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Boots. No, man, that wasn't boots! Boots isn't a real name! You got to tell them the real story, man. Start over from the top. That's a made-up name. I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.
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Oh, yes. (SIGHS)
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Swiper? Who was that you choked out, man? He had it coming! Who was that?
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Set, hut!
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Come on! Do it! Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger! I'm so jammed! Fuck you! (KNOCKING ON DOOR) There's a sock on the door! Don't come in! Fuck, yeah! I'm having sex with a human woman. My God! Fuck!
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What's that? My tattoo. Yeah, fuck, look. Look, it's me, Zook. Got a fucking bazooka for an arm. Know what I mean? (IMITATES EXPLOSION)
