Your fucking guy's got a tattoo. Find the tattoo, find the dealer. Fuck, man, I don't know. I do a lot of stupid tattoos to drunk kids. Do you remember that stupid tattoo? TATTOO ARTIST: A bazooka? Think I might have did it on a football player. Guy with a red Mohawk. I don't know. They all start to look the same to me. I think I know exactly who he's talking about.
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You know, I had this, like, vision of me throwing bullet tds to you, dude, and then all these fans just started going, like... (QUIET SCREAMING) Zook! Mcquaid! Zook! Mcquaid! And they were chanting and chanting, and then the goalposts came down.
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That's so crazy. JENKO: Come on, man, put your dick away. Put your fucking dick away. Upstairs, upstairs. Let's go.
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He's a bag of dicks!
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♪ All I wanna do is party ♪ my head keep on spinning around ♪ baby girl, why don't you first ♪ drop it to the ground ♪ I be divin' in the crowd ♪ shake my dreads, actin' wild ♪ can't do lean, too blowed out ♪ too turnt up, I can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ my gosh! I'm sweaty. You guys are actually eating stuff in here?
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Got room for one of these babies. A grenade. Why you gonna put it there? That's just unsanitary. Feels right.
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That's no fun at all. I'm so focused. Let's do this. I'm so focused. Let's do this. (WHIRRING)
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Like, well, we fucking can, bro. All you gotta do is join the team.
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So... Do you like weather?
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It seems like. Yeah.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Hey. I wasn't told that I had a 9:00 A.M. session. Yeah, no, we're your 9:00 A.M. that's us. And we're cured. Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor. Please. You think you're the first partners only to try to run when you're first faced with talking with me? How the fuck did you know we were partners? He doesn't know we're partners. (WHISPERING) I suspect you're partners. A relationship is something that requires constant work. Which is what I thought we learned in high school. So you are high school sweethearts. I picked up on that early. Please, continue the dialogue.
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Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! (SINGSONG) Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Shit! Fuck! You fucked captain dickson's daughter?
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Help! Help! What's happening! JENKO: What the fuck?