You think Cynthia was the dealer? How the fuck we gonna infiltrate the dealer if the dealer is dead? We have to stop treating this like it's exactly the same as last time. And we got a bigger problem. No more money in the budget. What? I thought we had Cate blanchett.
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ALL: Whoo! Which way? Which way? Which way? SCHMIDT: Whichever way's cheaper! Right? You went right? You could've gone in a parking lot, you went to the sculpture garden? Do you know how expensive that's gonna be?
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Yeah, that one's perfect. Okay, you can do that one. I don't have any more cameras. I've said it five times.
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That is just like a little helmet machine.
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Bull's-eye. Bingo.
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Hey, Maya Angelou!
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(STAMMERING) Nothing else? They had five guys in the draft last year. I mean, Brad, this could be our shot. We're like the dynamic duo, bro. We're like Batman and Robin. But we're both Batman. What do you want to be, like, a stockbroker? Or a cop? Dude, your ceiling is, like, so high.
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We can't destroy any more stuff! We can't waste any more of the department's money! Watch out for that cash machine!
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We're gonna have to tear those anals up. All right. We're gonna fucking tear it up. I mean, it's just a tape, right?
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Schmidt, come on! Let's go! I can't jump down! I'm not, like, fucking spider-man! I'm gonna get the car.
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Can I have your gun? It's bigger. (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) Stop! I'll shoot you in the ass! Dad!
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You don't need to drill so many holes. Yeah, okay.
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Eric, are you awake?
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Shit, there's ghost!
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Oh. Hey. How you doing? I'm fine. I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long. Thrusting and pumping. Okay. I thought your hip popped out at one point. I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games, and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
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I'm pretty great. I just chill and... You know how chill zook is. Zook's such a chill guy. Just like ice. That makes me so happy for you.
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I've eaten six of these. KENNY: Then you're gonna be real focused. KEITH: Be real focused. In about four hours, you're gonna be tripping.
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MERCEDES: You are so old and weak! Drop the fucking gun! Seriously! MERCEDES: Get your wrinkly hands off me!
