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Y'all see this shit? 22 jump street is the lick. And I got a big-ass raise to babysit you two fuckers again. Designed it myself. We got an espresso bar. I'm thinking about a shark tank over there. Ooh, I like sharks. Fuck a 21 jump street, and fuck a Korean Jesus. Whoa! Cap, come on, Korean Jesus is right there. DICKSON: That's Vietnamese Jesus. See, this a Vietnamese church. You racist, sacrilegious sack of shit. Look at that. Vietnamese Jesus just dripping swagoo. And we got some new dumb-ass interns. Hey, hey! Look alive! Huh? (CHUCKLES) Boys. Yo, jenko. (GRUNTING)
22 Jump Street
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Sir, can I just say, it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim. I mean, we care so much more because she's black. I think what he's really trying to say is that we care equally. It's a tie, really, how much we care. Uh... no, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care. One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.
22 Jump Street
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Same assignment. JENKO: We're going back to high school? Your ass look like you about 50. You're going to MC state. We're going to college for real? Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug. It's Adderall mixed with ecstasy mixed with God knows what else. JENKO: Wipey? No, you dumb motherfucker. Whyphy. Stands for work hard? Yes. Play hard? Yes. Now, these kids take this shit, and they get laser-focused for about four hours of studying, and then they party like it's goddamn 1999.
22 Jump Street