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Tell 'em about mousie's quinceanera, man. Tell 'em about that crazy adventure you guys had. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh, man, when you were telling the story last night, you had so much detail! The detail was so rich! It was rich detail! (STAMMERING) Go into incredibly descriptive details of the story, so we all know.
22 Jump Street
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Is that a hickey? Oh. This was actually an octopus-related incident. I'd opened a crate and the octopus had leapt onto my face. Apparently, they have many, many arms. They have eight tentacles. Yes, and... Look, ladies, nobody gave a shit about the jump street reboot when you first came on. Anyone with half a brain, myself included, thought it was destined to fail spectacularly. But you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure jump street keeps going. We've doubled their budget. As if spending twice the money guaranteed twice the profit. (LAUGHING) Like that's going to work. Yeah. Well, the commissioner's convinced this debacle happened because you weren't doing the same undercover student thing you did the first time. She doesn't get that it's always worse the second time around.
22 Jump Street