How are we doing tonight, sir? Good, thanks. Are we waiting on anybody or you dining alone? Someone may swing by, but we can... We can order without them. We have identified and arrested one Dr. Karl Murphy, who was found with whyphy residue throughout his office... ...and had a close personal relationship with the deceased. Exactly like a case we had recently at a high school.
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Oh, my God. Yeah, everybody knows. Really? You guys look like the stars of a cop show called Hawaiian dads. All right, enough is enough. Boys, move in! Oh, do we have company? GHOST: Yeah!
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Crap! Set, hut! BOB: Mcquaid crosses in an end-around. It's a trick play! These two are practically interchangeable. Mcquaid throws down the field to haythe.
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I'll be right back. So, where are you from originally? I'm straight outta Compton, but my husband's from northridge. Come on, man, hook me up.
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All right, with everything that happened with Cynthia and whyphy, I just don't want you to screw up.
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This is what the fuck is going on.
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I like fruit. But this pork shit? Got to go! He's really taking it out on the omelet bar. Shit was nasty! He's under a lot of pressure at work. What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies? I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs! (CLATTERING) What? How you doing, Mr. nice plant? Get your fucking ass in there. (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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You're a fucking genius, dude. Are you sure it's not too much, though? No!
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None. Act like you have bullets, then.
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So you're not gonna be weird about this?
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Do svidanya. Vodka soda.
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(SIGHS) Cool tingling.
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(CELL PHONE BUZZING) Shit.
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So it's just about support.
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No.
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Tell me about it. I love to be alone. I am, like, the best at it. I just love when you're sitting there in a room, and you're just there with your thoughts, and you're like, oh, my gosh, I'm alone. Would anyone ever love me? Or whatever. And, like, do I know anyone who would care if I just ever came out of this room or not? Or whatever and, like... I don't know. It's just peaceful. I just like it. Yeah. Well, if you don't want to be alone tonight, we are gonna go hang out at the art building, if you want to come.
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♪ ♪ ♪ wait, we just here trying to find us ♪ schmidt went lookin', till he found love ♪ got his life sweet, bon appetit ♪ spring break, bitch, throw a party on the beach ♪ shit did change, but all that means ♪ is that your real friends don't ever leave ♪ will it ever be complete? ♪ Jump street won't ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪ ever cease ever cease ♪
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Shit! It's like they're trying to hit 'em or something. I mean, it looks cool, but, I mean, it's just so wasteful.