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I'm 19, so... Nineteen minutes late to pinochle, where you're meeting your old friends in the park? Yeah, that's what I meant. Oh, my gosh, Maya, look at him. He's still so sharp. That's so inspiring. Tell us about the war, any one of them. You're, like, the loudest climaxer I've ever heard. It was, like, the sound of, like, a 30-year-old sprinkler finally going off for the first time. Okay, well, so lovely talking with you. (SIGHS) You're a lovely person. Hmm.
22 Jump Street
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That's exactly the answer I wanted, Mr. mcquaid! I want you to question what I'm saying. This is the basis of this whole course, and that's the beauty of college. You can say whatever you want. You can be whatever you want. I mean, I have tenure. I can really say whatever I want. George Washington was a black lesbian. The Eiffel tower is made of dildos. They can't fire me. I'm indestructible. (SMACKING LIPS) I'm sleeping with two of my students. Her and her. I actually am. Now, just like you did before, I want you right now to say whatever you want. Say whatever you want.
22 Jump Street
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I fucking hate my dad so much. Do you have any idea what it's like to have a guy like that telling you what to do all the time? (CELL PHONE CHIMING) I can only imagine. I just don't understand what his problem is with you specifically. (SIGHS) I don't... Jesus. That makes no sense to me. I mean, you are a perfectly good guy. You're very honest and nice. Why does my dad have your phone number? I don't know. Maybe the school directory or something. Let's do something... Let's do something that would distract us. Okay. So we don't have to think about him anymore. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. All right. Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
22 Jump Street
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I don't think he's the guy, either. Yeah? I looked into the ghost's background, and I saw that he pays tuition for a student at mc state. You think the ghost could be the supplier's dad? Maybe. Okay, that's a pretty good piece of information. Thank you. Well, I heard whyphy's coming back in a big way. Someone's bringing a shit-ton of that stuff down to puerto, Mexico, for spring break. And if that happens, whyphy is going viral. It's gonna be at every college in the country. I think my information was stronger. Look, if you... If you want to, we could go down there.
22 Jump Street
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Hey. I wasn't told that I had a 9:00 A.M. session. Yeah, no, we're your 9:00 A.M. that's us. And we're cured. Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor. Please. You think you're the first partners only to try to run when you're first faced with talking with me? How the fuck did you know we were partners? He doesn't know we're partners. (WHISPERING) I suspect you're partners. A relationship is something that requires constant work. Which is what I thought we learned in high school. So you are high school sweethearts. I picked up on that early. Please, continue the dialogue.
22 Jump Street