Is that it? That's my dick. What about that? That's my dick also.
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Set, hut!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Shit.
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Get the fuck out. You heard him. This took a turn. One, two... Okay. Yep. Good session. (DOOR CLOSES) The first time we saw the photo of Cynthia buying whyphy, dickson said, this guy's the dealer. Everything we've done and thought has been based on that fact, but what if dickson was wrong? And we've ignored all the other clues. SCHMIDT: What if Cynthia wasn't the buyer?
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(BOTH GRUNT) Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. Is there blood in my eye? Oh, my God. Are you all right? I think there's blood in my eye. Fucking learn how to hit! (GRUNTS)
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So, is there someone who supports you? No, I'm just one of those people that really likes to spend time with myself.
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Let's talk. No way. Yeah. I was Peter Pan, but then I was, like, late. You're really close with your brother, then.
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Patient exhibits drug-induced paranoia. Believes her life is in danger. Uh, door, door.
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I'm cutting glass. It's a laser pointer. It can't cut glass. What?
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You know this is just a one-time thing, right?
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MAYA: Hey, Maya angelou.
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(SCHMIDT YELLS)
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You fucked up me driving a lamborghini, you dick!
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For starters, Zook has it. Zook has the tattoo? What the fuck? We've been looking for this tattoo for days! Do you understand this means Zook is the dealer? I really want you guys to hang out. We have hung out. He's completely ignored me. I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to investigate your new bff. We're gonna put cameras everywhere, and we're gonna monitor the fuck out of what he's doing. We can't just walk into zeta house and just put up a bunch of fucking cameras, okay? There's dudes there everywhere. All right, your plan is stupid. I'm sorry. My plan is stupid? That's interesting. What... okay. I'm, like, basically done fucking watching your shit all the fucking time. Okay, yeah, exactly. I'm the fucking stupid one. Yeah. Oh, that's really fucking stupid. Man, it must be hard being so different. We're exactly the same. It makes everything so much easier. Guys, can you just give us some space? We're really trying to figure something out, and we need to focus, okay? You're not gonna have trouble focusing, man. Yeah, man, those krispie treats got mad whyphy in them. KENNY: We made a batch for the whole dorm, man.
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You're more messed up than Cynthia was, and she went to the school shrink three times a week. Why? I don't know. But he gave her a ton of pills and shit. Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face. Okay.
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Come on! Do it! Fuck you, Arnold Schwarzenegger! I'm so jammed! Fuck you! (KNOCKING ON DOOR) There's a sock on the door! Don't come in! Fuck, yeah! I'm having sex with a human woman. My God! Fuck!
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What's that? My tattoo. Yeah, fuck, look. Look, it's me, Zook. Got a fucking bazooka for an arm. Know what I mean? (IMITATES EXPLOSION)