No offense, man, but your brother sucks. Yo, this is butt. There's, like, no hot dudes here. - Man, let's bounce. - We're out of here, man. No, no, no, come on, you guys just got here, you just got here. Come on, let me at least give you a tour. Okay, boys, come on, we did it, we can do this, just go, just go as fast as you possibly can. Taking out the SIM card. Taking down Eric with the SIM card information. Come on, CSI the shit out of this thing. - Are you drunk? - No. Have you even been drunk before? - No, but... - Give me this. - What? - Can we get some bitches up in here? 'Cause it's just boys right now. No, you can't get any bitches up here.
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What are you doing? - That's my mom's Kokopelli vase. - I got it, I got it. Doug, Doug, hey! Hey, Paul Blart: Molly Cop.
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- What's up, Zack? - Hey, buddy. What's up, Roman? This is crazy. This is, like, the craziest thing I've ever been a part of.
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Yeah, our parents are actually - really into Native American... - Let's rock and roll.
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Wow, so I'm really digging this decor.
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- Come on. - Did you guys even see Eric?
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Seriously, did you not see Eric?
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What's up, man, how you doing?
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Whoa.
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To a brilliant idea from my brilliant brother that I love so very much. And this is going to fucking rock. - Cheers, man. - Cheers.
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We got a pound of coke. We're trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives. Pound of marijuana?
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How are we going to get drugs for the party?
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Wait, how are we going to buy alcohol?
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Dude, I don't have a fake ID.
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- Hello? - Hey. Is this Molly?
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Oh, no.
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- What are you doing? - If they see us, just pretend like you're sucking my dick. - What? No! - Yes. Stop. You pretend like you're sucking my dick. No, just pretend like you're sucking my dick. Why am I automatically blowing you? 'Cause you're in a fucking Peter Pan costume! Okay.
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Dude, did you just hit the teacher brake? Yeah, you're following too close, dude. - They're going to make us. - Well, if I go too far back, it's going to look even more suspicious, so just stop. God, just let me do my thing. I know what I'm doing.
