Where is he tonight? Probably at home with those lame tools he hangs out with. I don't know. You know how Tom Cruise is always pissed off at Rain Man? That's like my life, except Brad is really shitty at math.
21 Jump Street
10.9s
You, dude, I like you, man. How do you feel about making a little extra money? Whatever it is, I'm in. All right, here's the deal. Okay, I can't sell all this shit on my own, but I only bring in people I like.
21 Jump Street
5s
I was chasing my perp, sir. And how did that go for you?
21 Jump Street
2.3s
I haven't trained.
21 Jump Street
2.4s
That's like us fucking Mother Earth without a condom.
21 Jump Street
14.8s
- You got nothing. - How's my dick feel in your ass, huh? - Hey! Hey! - How's it feel? How's it feel now? That's right. Schmidt! Schmidt, we got one! We got one! I got him! Yes! Yes! - Yeah! - We got an arrest! - Yeah! We got him! - Yes!
21 Jump Street
1.6s
- I am. - Yeah.
21 Jump Street
1.4s
What's up, man, how you doing?
21 Jump Street
3.5s
- Let go of me! - You're embarrassing me - in front of my friends! - Get back here, you shit!
21 Jump Street
2.2s
- Hello? - Hey. Is this Molly?
21 Jump Street
33.9s
Fortunately for you two, we're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80s and revamping it for modern times. You see, the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas, so all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice. One of these programs involves the use of young, immature-seeming officers. Sir, are you saying that you're going to send us into, like, a child sex slavery ring or something? Sir, if I have to suck somebody's dick, I will.
21 Jump Street
3.4s
- Cool with me. - My man. That is my man...
21 Jump Street
1.8s
I'll come back later.
21 Jump Street
17s
- Yeah! Fuck you! Yeah! - Fuck you! Yeah! What's up? Drop my nuts on your motherfucking forehead! - That's right. - Fuck you, park! - We arrest people now! - What up, park? - What's up? What's up? - What up, park? Who wants one?
21 Jump Street
9.3s
Seriously, if you do that again, I'm going to Whac-A-Mole you in the balls. Just stay back. - I could not be more serious. - Take your foot off the brake. - No. I'm not... No. - Take your foot off the brake!
21 Jump Street
1.8s
Would you...
21 Jump Street
33.6s
No offense, man, but your brother sucks. Yo, this is butt. There's, like, no hot dudes here. - Man, let's bounce. - We're out of here, man. No, no, no, come on, you guys just got here, you just got here. Come on, let me at least give you a tour. Okay, boys, come on, we did it, we can do this, just go, just go as fast as you possibly can. Taking out the SIM card. Taking down Eric with the SIM card information. Come on, CSI the shit out of this thing. - Are you drunk? - No. Have you even been drunk before? - No, but... - Give me this. - What? - Can we get some bitches up in here? 'Cause it's just boys right now. No, you can't get any bitches up here.
21 Jump Street
6.9s
I did read him his right... I did a version of that. - Do you even know the Miranda rights? - Yes.
