Look, I'm sorry I called you Rain Man. I know I didn't say you were, but you're smart. You're a smart guy, and you're thoughtful, and you're sincere and you're sweet and you're loyal...
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Recycle I'm embarrassed. - I always feel exposed after playing. - Do not feel exposed. I got to use the bathroom. - Is it in there? - Yeah, yeah, right up there, dude. All right, all right, all right, all right. God damn that. The mic is live and we can hear how the other half lives.
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Fuck this thing.
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Are you all right? Should we get you to the hospital, man? - Yeah, I think we need to call somebody. - Hey, call somebody! I got to get my dick sewn back on. - You shut the fuck up. - Hey, you shut up. - That's not funny. - Is that it?
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- Real pleasure to meet you. - Fuck what his name is. Your shit's good. Thank you. That means a lot coming from you. What, you having a party now? Who are these two motherfuckers? Fuck!
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Pick up my dick! Please! No, we're not picking up your dick. Fuckin' pick my dick up!
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Schmidty! Chore time! Mom, we don't have time for chores right now! If you stay in this house, you have time for chores! Mom!
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It's good that you're mad at me.
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Time to get our jobs back.
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I'm really sorry.
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I know you wanted a guy to trust, and I wanted to be that person so badly.
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Here. It'll be quicker if I help.
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Get out of me. I'm going to throw up.
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Would you maybe want to go with me to prom? Would you want to go to me... Maybe with me to prom?
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Yeah. There you guys are. What's up, my man? - Hi. - How you doing? - Whazzup? - Yeah.
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Mr. Dadier, I'm so sorry about that. I just... Look, guys, I'm going to relate to you, okay? A kid died the other day from drugs, and nobody, including me, is doing anything about it.
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What? She just said yes! - Whoa. - Wow. Good for you, Doug.
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Are you undercover right now? Yes, it means I'm undercover right now. Are those the bad guys over there? Do they have guns? Oh, my God. Oh, God, this is so exciting. I have got to call Annie. She is gonna die. I heard that that Jenko boy is your partner. - Where is my phone? - Okay, okay. Shut your fucking mouth. Shut your fucking mouth, you understand me? Let's go check this out. I will straight-up punch you in the face if you do not shut up. - There is no... - A straight-up face punch. I swear to God, you're gonna get me killed. - Hey, yo. - That is...
