No. I cannot do that to her. Jim, get some fuckin' balls. If you don't have the guts to photograph a naked chick, how you gonna sleep with one? I don't like the kid, but he's got a point. See, even shit-brick knows you should do it. All you gotta do is set up some sort of private link or whatever on the 'Net... and tell me the address. You can send me the address too. I'll save you a seat. # How sweet it is to be loved by you, by you # - # I needed the shelter of someone's arms # - # Someone's arms # - # There you were # - # You were, oh # # I needed someone who understands my ups and downs # # There you were ## Okay, that was good, but I want to thicken-up that solo. Michigan State is this Saturday, and I want that part to smoke. Yeah, I know, my timing's off. No, it's not that. I think it'll work better as a duet with a tenor part. I'll do it.
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Hey, uh, where's Finch? Oh, he went home to take a shit. I don't get it. I just don't. How does a guy like that get this sudden reputation? - What reputation? - Observe. Ex-Excuse me. Do you know who Paul Finch is? Yeah! He's the guy with the tattoo, right? - You know, the eagle and the blazing fire and that stuff. Well, um, if you guys see him later, will you tell him Courtney says hi? Bye. Okay. Explain. I can't. I don't know how he's doing it. I, uh... I guess that just leaves Jim trailing. - Aw, Jimbo! - Better sack up, buddy! Yeah, I know. I'm working on it, all right? James? You are very good in the world history class, yes? Me? Y-Yes. No, uh... - Yes, I am. - Perhaps you could help me with my studies. Uh, yeah. Absolutely. Tha-Tha-Tha... That would be... That would be great sometime. - How about tomorrow? - Well, I have ballet practice. Perhaps I could come by your house afterwards? I could change clothes at your place.
- D-Does this mean I'm not gonna get to do the duet? - Albert, you suck.
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- Yes! - All right. Get in the mix! - See there. - Oh, okay.
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Goal by number eight, Chris Ostreicher.
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Consider it a consolation prize.
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All right. Mom, I'm home!
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Last night, though.
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# She's open waiting for more # # And I know he's only lookin' to score # - # Often they've typically # - Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. # Been starved for attention before ## Oh, boy. Oh, God. Oh, crap. Oh, no. Hello? - Looks like Jim addressed the e-mail wrong. - What? It went out to every mailbox in the East High directory. God, how juvenile. Hey, hey, hey, guys! - # Baby # - Check this out! Oh, my God!
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Oh, yeah. Oh!
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Kev? - Yeah? - I wanna hear you say it. Okay.
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I was being selfish and majorly insensitive. I'm a... I'm a total idiot. I mean, a fool, a buffoon. I think shithead really says it. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. You know what? You're right. I'm a shithead, and I want to make it up to you. Oh, yeah? How? Oh, yeah? How?
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- Ah! Good attitude, Ostreicher. - Good luck, fellas. Christ, I didn't tell ya to leave the game. I'm sorry, Coach. You got someplace more important to be, Ostreicher? Yeah. Ostreicher!
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Well, it, uh... It came from the heart. Well, keep it coming. All right, people, good work! Now, don't forget. The state competition's a couple of weeks away, so keep on it, okay?
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# Bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee, bumblebee # Focus on the music. Think melody. - Let the music be my guide. - That would be a start.