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# Don't stray # # Don't ever go away # # I should be much too smart for this # # You know it gets the better of me # # Sometimes when you and I collide # - # I fall into an ocean of you # - Oh. My hair. # Pull me out in time # # Don't let me drown # # Let me down # You okay? Yeah. Go slow. # Say you'll stay # # Don't come and go # # Like you do # # Sway my way # # Yeah, I need to know # # All about you # # Say you'll stay ## So the end of the story is you... had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds. Yes! And he was such a dork. Everyone laughed at me... - but I didn't care because it was so funny. - I get it. And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. Excuse me? What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... Sex Ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cause I'm gettin' kinda antsy.

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Ha-ha, nice! - Jesus! Stifler, how much did you drink, man? Hey, Stifler? How's the pale ale? - Fuck you! - Ooh, whoo! - That's Stifler's mom? - Yup. Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stifler. - Dude, that chick's a "MILF." - What the hell is that? - M-I-L-F... Mom I'd like to fuck. - Yeah, dude! Oh-ho, yeah! - Yeah! MILF! MILF! - Hey, guys... Guys. Guys. - Come here. - Sherman, what's goin' on? Yeah, uh... Don't you think you fellas could try a little tact? I got company, if you know what I mean?

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It's gonna be fun. You know it's just gonna be some crappy band and stupid decorations. You're just saying that because prom's a week away and you don't have a date. No, no, no. I don't want a date. Finch is goin' stag and... so am I. God, he's like so... refined. - You think that older woman thing is true? Yeah, it's true. It was Stifler's mom.

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Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party. As if there was an alternative in the matter.

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But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year. All right. So now you know. Good luck.

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You know it's a bitchin' party. The Stif-man always comes through in the clutch.

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We were friends with Stifler? Hey, look.

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Victoria, I love you. I love you.

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- I wanna have sex. - Now?

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Thank you, Great Falls. We're gonna take a little break. You are beautiful.

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And, uh, I care about you a lot.

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- Okay. - All right.

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I got some scotch. - Single malt? - Aged 18 years. The way I like it.

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- # Calling your name # - Uh... - # Calling # - Oh. # Your name ## Jim? - Oh! Oh, no. - Oh, no. - Oh. Ohh! - Liftoff aborted. Houston, we have a problem. What happened? What did he do He blew it. I guess I'll be going now. No, no, no, I'm... I'm not done, Nadia. I've, uh... I've got reserves. Nadia, please, please. I'm begging you. Well, I do like your dirty magazines. You do? Okay. Well. Um. Did-Did... Did you see this one? This here is your... is your more, uh, exotic, risque magazine. - He's pullin' out the porn. - He's desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves. Very arousing women. They arouse me... They arouse me very, very much. But, uh... But not as arousing as you. - Oh, Jim! - Oh, God!

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Next year with you going to Ann Arbor... and me going to Ithaca, it's not gonna work, is it? No. Don't say that. I mean, we could make it work. - It'll be perfect. - No, Kevin.

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So, you enjoying yourself? I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am. I'm so happy for you. But it takes the edge off, doesn't it?

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Oh! I almost forgot. I, uh, I bought some magazines. Do you just want to flip to the center section?

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All right. Listen, thanks for understanding. Yeah. So, uh, I guess I'll see you later?

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