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I wasn't doing anything. Heidi was already in there. - I was just looking for her. - I heard she was blowing some dude. Cody! Well, I don't know how you're gonna go on the school ski trip if you're still on detention. Mom, I don't see what that has to do with it. I didn't do anything. I heard you were the fluffer.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
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Bend your knees. Next time you spank it, sit Indian-style. You won't come, not in a million years. MAN: Our sex organs are like musical instruments. Sure, you can have any technician blow on your horn, but to place your instrument into the hands of a true expert? That, my young friend, is true harmony. NOAH: Guys don't talk to each other because they view each other as competitors, which I think is crazy. You know? Because men need to help each other and work together to get laid.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
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LUBE: Hey, can I ask you a question? Yeah, sure. Whatever. Why do you hook up with assholes like Scott Stifler anyway? Excuse me, but you don't know me. (SCOFFS) You know, you're just the same as all the rest. I'm just some sort of trophy to you. You don't care about me. You just wanna sleep with me, because you think it's some sort of status symbol. Sorry.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love