I mean, you're probably having more sex than any of us.
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Jim! Yeah... The paper towels!
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Oh, those paper towels? The paper ones.
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Hey! Hi.
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I was kind of hoping to spend a little time with the wife. Fuck! Dude! James? What? Come on!
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Yeah, well, you gotta do that, or else you're gonna get tan lines. Sideboob. There... Sorry. Sideboob. Ozzy, look! Okay! Come on!
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I don't know. I'm a mom now. Oh, please! Just because you're a mom doesn't mean there isn't a whole other side to you.
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Hey, remember that one time at band camp, when we licked whipped cream off each other's... Yes! Yes! I remember.
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I say we keep this party going. I say we make this weekend our bitch.
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I mean, it's not every day you get to see a model walking around off the page.
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Could Jim be any more obvious?
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You're a lucky man, Oz.
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Well, that makes one of us.
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Dicks.
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Guess the party's over.
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Fine.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Jim. I wanted us to have a fucking fun time this weekend, like we did in high school. But we're not in high school any more. You are so trapped in the past, Stifler. When are you going to realize that things will never be the way they used to be?
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What about you guys? You don't call me, you don't e-mail, you don't comment on my Facebook page. You guys didn't even let me know you were coming back for the reunion. Because we knew, somehow, you would find a way to screw things up.
