- Jesus! - Jim, we got here a little early. - Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car. Go, Dad! Oh, my...
American Pie 2
8.1s
So, technically, that's my second time. And I don't... I don't wanna suck at it. So if I'm not up to par, performance-wise...
American Pie 2
11.3s
Mother of God! Come on, you pussies! We had 'em! - I am not touching that. - Put that thing away, Stifler. Why can't you guys be team players, huh? I was the one doin' all the sacrificing'.
American Pie 2
3.9s
That's it. Where's your tongue?
American Pie 2
3.8s
Yeah, well, I'm not like other guys.
American Pie 2
4.4s
- Oh, God. - It was worth it. Hello.
American Pie 2
4.9s
- You better like it. - Promise. I wouldn't lie.
American Pie 2
4.4s
- That doesn't even count. - That totally counted. - That's how you kiss your mother. - Don't you say anything!
American Pie 2
3.4s
You do him. We love to watch.
American Pie 2
1.8s
My lady's not coming.
American Pie 2
14s
- Now, I'm a hot girl. - Right. - Okay, what do you wanna do? - I wanna feel your boobs. No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
American Pie 2
11.4s
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby!
American Pie 2
7.2s
- Just relax. - You get out of my house! - Jesus Christ! - Come back here, you little fucker! Come back here, you son of a bitch!
American Pie 2
6.4s
Okay, I think that's enough now. - I want more. - Hell, yeah. I want more too, baby.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Let's just get started.
American Pie 2
11s
Okay. It's okay. I know what I have to do. I need to keep this party goin'. I'm takin' one for the team.
American Pie 2
3.5s
I'm sorry? - You go. - We go.
American Pie 2
5.7s
That is what I'm talking about. Kev, you can look.
