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Yeah.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Bend your knees. Next time you spank it, sit Indian-style. You won't come, not in a million years. MAN: Our sex organs are like musical instruments. Sure, you can have any technician blow on your horn, but to place your instrument into the hands of a true expert? That, my young friend, is true harmony. NOAH: Guys don't talk to each other because they view each other as competitors, which I think is crazy. You know? Because men need to help each other and work together to get laid.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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LUBE: Hey, can I ask you a question? Yeah, sure. Whatever. Why do you hook up with assholes like Scott Stifler anyway? Excuse me, but you don't know me. (SCOFFS) You know, you're just the same as all the rest. I'm just some sort of trophy to you. You don't care about me. You just wanna sleep with me, because you think it's some sort of status symbol. Sorry.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Okay, so I'm just gonna be honest with you. I'm just gonna lay it out on the line. No tricks, no hidden agenda at all.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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What was that?

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We need to reconstruct the bible. Why? The secrets are in there. I mean, there's no one single answer to getting laid. Right? We need the whole book to understand. Probably has a lot of crap in there that we need to know, too, like positions, techniques, angle of insertion. Exactly. That's what the bible was created for, to help guys like us. And we owe it to the others. I ruined the bible.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Then speed her up.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Douche bag.

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CHEERLEADERS: Blue and white... COMMENTATOR 1. Shearson's bringing the ball up court. He passes it off to Scott Stifler.

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LUBE: This must be the guy who created the bible.

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ROB: I'm ready to give up.

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(IN FRENCH ACCENT) I am Monique.

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I thought I had the answers. It's too bad that 99% of the bible's completely unreadable.

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(POP SONG PLAYING)

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That means he wasn't being serious.

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Hey. What's up, Ashley? What are you pillow biters doing here? Stifler.

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I owe it to future generations to restore its wisdom. Dude, I'm all for it, but how?

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You two, stay amazing. My God.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love