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ROB: I'm ready to give up.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Just get her some frankincense and myrrh.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

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Is...Is that a Bible? What? No. No, it's... Well, honey, it's okay to read the Bible. I mean, gosh, you act like I caught you reading pornography. (FORCED LAUGH)

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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No, no, no. Not yet.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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(SPEAKING FRENCH)

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Yeah. I think you should definitely go ahead and get it over with. (LAUGHS) Thanks.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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(SCREAMING) Phone. Phone. Wait. Clear!

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Don't...Don't insult Monique. She has an entire chapter in the bible.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Forget it. It's totally screwed up. Oh, God.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Now, put the condom on the banana.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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- I thought it was a nine. - NATHAN: Shut up! Shut up! - I didn't do anything! - Shut up! Just shut up! I wanna go home. I don't wanna be here. (THUDS) Oh, my God! I just hit a squirrel.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Excuse me? Oh, my God. This is not good. I can't get her off. I think she had a heart attack. Help! She's got lockjaw. Get her off of me! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - It's lockjaw. Lockjaw! Lockjaw, lockjaw, lockjaw, lockjaw, lockjaw! - Okay. - Get her off! (ALL CLAMOURING)

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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- You do? - Yes. This is great. Why didn't you say something? Why didn't you?

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Who didn't see that coming? Look at the time. Gotta go.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Oh, I see.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Can you give us the executive summary? No, not that. This.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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ROB: I'm ready to give up.

Just get her some frankincense and myrrh.

(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

Is...Is that a Bible? What? No. No, it's... Well, honey, it's okay to read the Bible. I mean, gosh, you act like I caught you reading pornography. (FORCED LAUGH)

No, no, no. Not yet.

(SPEAKING FRENCH)

Yeah. I think you should definitely go ahead and get it over with. (LAUGHS) Thanks.

(SCREAMING) Phone. Phone. Wait. Clear!

Don't...Don't insult Monique. She has an entire chapter in the bible.

Forget it. It's totally screwed up. Oh, God.

Now, put the condom on the banana.

- I thought it was a nine. - NATHAN: Shut up! Shut up! - I didn't do anything! - Shut up! Just shut up! I wanna go home. I don't wanna be here. (THUDS) Oh, my God! I just hit a squirrel.

(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

Excuse me? Oh, my God. This is not good. I can't get her off. I think she had a heart attack. Help! She's got lockjaw. Get her off of me! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - It's lockjaw. Lockjaw! Lockjaw, lockjaw, lockjaw, lockjaw, lockjaw! - Okay. - Get her off! (ALL CLAMOURING)

- You do? - Yes. This is great. Why didn't you say something? Why didn't you?

Who didn't see that coming? Look at the time. Gotta go.

Oh, I see.

Can you give us the executive summary? No, not that. This.