Ozzy, I'm happy for you. At least you've seen a nice bod while Heather's off suckin' dick. Keep your fantasies to yourself. Dude, use your fuckin' brain. "I'm the American college chick. La, la, la. Your European cultural shit is so charming.
American Pie 2
13.7s
He did not sleep with three girls, much like Sly and the Family Stone... aren't gonna dance in here and gang-bang me... between the afros and the bell-bottoms, okay? It's not gonna happen. - Kevin did not sleep with three girls. - Why would he lie to me?
American Pie 2
13.3s
Shit. She's de-pantsing. Oh, man. Wait. They can't hear us inside? We won't cross over their radio? No, man. These work on a CB frequency. This girl is so hot.
American Pie 2
12.5s
Hot Spanish guy. Love your accent. Love your ding-dong." I'm tellin' you, right now there is a dick in your girlfriend's mouth. - Knock it off. - What'd I say?
American Pie 2
4.3s
Two possible lesbians in their bras and panties. Lesbians?
American Pie 2
3.7s
Did you say lesbians? Hot lesbians!
American Pie 2
2.5s
- Don't touch me. - I'm not.
American Pie 2
3.5s
- Very original, Steven. - Don't call me Steven.
American Pie 2
3.5s
You gotta get out of there. They're inside. Oh, shit, balls!
American Pie 2
15.5s
- Which room? - I can't remember. I was too excited. - I'm in a lesbian stronghold. - Was it in here? - Why you asking me so many questions? - Was it in here? - Maybe. - Was it or was it not here? Happy painting, boys.
American Pie 2
10s
Come on. Come on! - Come on. Come on. - This is awesome! Danielle, Amber, hi. Just needed the paper, huh?
American Pie 2
12.9s
- The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help. Dildo, dildo, dildo! - What are you doing? - Looking for more lesbian artifacts. - Where'd you get this? - Finch's ass.
American Pie 2
10.3s
All right. Now is my chance. I need confirmation. Stifler. Hey, man, what are you doing? Go get him. You ass. Stifler, get out.
American Pie 2
6.8s
I can wear that little leopard bikini of mine. I love that one. It's so cute on you. Help me zip, please.
American Pie 2
6.3s
- Did I show you my cute pink shoes? - Does it match your pink bikini? They're getting naked.
American Pie 2
6.9s
Shit, dude! I found a dildo! Big blue rubber dicks for everyone!
