Let's go. Ostreicher, Myers. Welcome back. Where's Steve Stifler?
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Break it up. Party's over.
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Okay, now... do these high school kids think we're cool... because they're at a college party... or are we those weird older guys... that try to hang out with high school kids when we come home? No way. We're definitely not those guys. Cops! Cops!
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No, man, Stifler's got shut down. We can't party anywhere any more. And things are... - Getting weird? - Yeah, a little bit. First summer back from college. Yep, things are gonna get weirder. - What are you talkin' about? - Well, times change, people change. It's just what happens, you now. Kev, listen. Go into my old room. My friends and I knew that it was up to us to stick together. You remember my first college summer? We rented the lake house in Grand Harbor. We treated every day out there lie it was a post-prom party. Hell of a time. We capped it all off with a massive blow-out. Best ever. It was legendary. My advice is do that. By the end of the summer... you're gonna see the big picture.
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Yeah, sure. Petey! Well, that explains everything. All right. Well, always something with these kids. Go! We are just so thrilled to have you. None of my kids are at your caliber. But we are just so overjoyed... to have someone with your kind of talent here. Here you go. Look at this. Your old best friend. I know it's not yours... but you are going to make beautiful music. This is fantastic. I'm very excited. You just own this and break a leg.
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Come on. Jim, you've had experience since Nadia. Ah, yes, you would be referring to... the flute-fetish band geek that made me her bitch, then ditched me after prom. Yes, that's great experience. You just gotta find the right girl, Jimbo. - Brings it all together. - I had the right woman. She just sells her cottage and takes off to parts unknown.
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- She's on the phone. It's long-distance. - Who? - Nadia! Nadia! - What? New York. Hello. Yes, dear, he's right here. - Here. Wait. - Now remember... Yes, I am sure to go see the Lion King. Right. And don't ride the subway after midnight. I know they've done wonderful things with that city, but, you know, for me... - Dad! - He's right... Hang on.
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You're all right. Here we go. You know you're not supposed to be here now. Everyone's supposed to be in the amphitheatre. All right, come on. It's piss-poor to be this late. I'm very angry right now. You can tell by the tone of my voice I'm angry. I'm pissed off. Here they are. Got him home. Wait a minute. Are you Petey?
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I left you like... like three messages after prom. Really? You didn't think I was weird... because of the way I acted that night? Weird, no. Surprising, yes. I get nasty when I'm horny. That's kind of why I'm here.
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My romantic life has passed its peak. Take me out to the pasture and shoot me. Super start to a super summer, fellas. Welcome home.
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Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay? - Yeah. - Wait. Cool idea.
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Don't touch me while I'm tantric. "Tantric?" What the fuck is tantric? It's a Buddhist discipline. You learn to channel your body's energies... your chakras. When you can do that, you can have sex for hours, even days. And this stuff's for real? It's been around for centuries. With tantra you can make an entire session of sex... feel like one giant orgasm. Eventually, you can sustain that feeling by meditating. - Maybe you can teach me sometime? - Very doubtful. - True. - Come on, Jim. - You can't possibly be that bad. - Oh, no? No way. I guess there's only one person that really knows for sure, huh? Oh, yeah? Where is she this summer?
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Hey, are you here for the mid-session performance? Guests go in the amphitheatre. You can't be here. Do you know where I could find Michèle Flaherty? Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time... a bear came, and then the bear had to be destroyed... which means they shot it in the head with a rifle and killed it and it died. You must know Michèle. One, two, three, four.
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'cause this one time, here... this kid had these cookies... Let me guess. A bear came. Cool. It's like you know all our stories.