Mucilage is dangerous territory... and I would think any adhesive product... would have a warning right on the tube. I thought it was a lubricant. I was trying to use lubricant. Son, couldn't you have left that disgusting thing at home? Excuse me? Well, that kind of material is offensive to me. Oh, well, we're sorry. But, you see, my son couldn't leave it at home... because he's having a bit of a medical emergency. Thanks, Dad. Your opinion of his taste in video rentals, I'm afraid... is not a priority, lady. It's at the bottom of the totem pole.
American Pie 2
23.9s
Thank you. Okay? My son... is sitting here right now... with his hand glued to his penis! But that doesn't mean anything to you, does it? Because you don't have a penis! - Or maybe you do! - Dad! Sorry. I'm sorry. You know, it just bugs me when people speak before they think.
American Pie 2
17.6s
Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member? Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss! Okay, sir, you're just gonna have to wait here. All right? This summer's turned out to be great.
American Pie 2
11.6s
Does direction matter, like clockwise, counter clockwise? Okay, Jim, this is what I'm talking about. Your main problem is you're so uptight.
American Pie 2
8s
Good, Jim. You're making me wet. Holy shit. Really? No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
American Pie 2
3.8s
Good. Okay, now... the collarbone... kiss.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Kiss me, here.
American Pie 2
1.7s
Of course.
American Pie 2
1.4s
Shit.
American Pie 2
8.2s
Don't move! Stay where you are! Hands where we can see 'em! Both hands! Get the other hand up, God damn it!
American Pie 2
2s
Paint thinner.
American Pie 2
6.3s
Don't send an ambulance. Look, is there anything, you know, around the house?
American Pie 2
1.9s
No, no!
American Pie 2
15.5s
- Everybody okay? - I'm fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. Shut the fuck up or I'll break down this door and pummel your ass! No, don't come in here. I'm fine. I just fell out of the bed. - You sure? - Okay, good night, then. - 'Night. - We'll see you in the morning.
American Pie 2
12.4s
Sorry. Relax your hands. I'll take it from here, okay? Don't worry, Jimbo. You're gonna be fine, buddy. Jim, this happens to the best of us.
American Pie 2
6.7s
Left foot first. Easy does it. Good. - Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat.
