- Deal me in. - What are you doing here? Katie. I know. But what are you doing here? - I wanna play. - Right. Just deal her in, Stifler. What's the big deal? AMY: Yeah, deal her in.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1.5s
Drinking round!
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1m5s
It is a life manual. Now, I've been married for 35 years and not just because I'm this handsome dude who knows how to satisfy a woman. I've been married 35 years because I love my wife and I respect my wife. And whether it's Amsterdam or East Great Falls, it all comes down to this. If you're honest and treat a girl with respect, then whatever happens is meant to happen, because it's all perfectly natural. Boys, I've prepared you for this quest. And before you lies the biggest test of your lives. This book is a powerful weapon, so use it for good, not evil.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
4.6s
Do you have it here? Yeah. May I see it?
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
5.6s
Are you trying to repel all the pussy in school? - No... - Tick tock, doggy boy. You cock is on the clock.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
4.9s
You know, I got so drunk last weekend that I nailed my cock to a table, then set it on fire.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
3.6s
Wanna check it out? The table or your cock?
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
3.7s
Can I talk to you for a second, like, in private?
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1.2s
Hey, Lube.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
15.1s
COMMENTATOR 1: Please don't say "young boy" around Coach Daly. COMMENTATOR 2 ON PA. Yeah, out here he's: : . - What about you, missy? - What? How's your sex life? You guys, I'm gonna go through with it. I am. I am. You're so boring. I would've thought you'd be fielding offers after your striptease in the library.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
5.2s
I wanna tell you something that I've been wanting to say for a long time. Okay.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
4.8s
So? So, why don't we go back to my place and spread the word?
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1.4s
(SIGHS)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
1s
(WOMAN SPEAKING FRENCH)
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
2.7s
- We should? - Absolutely.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
3.3s
Do you guys know where the vacuum is? Nope.
American Pie Presents: The Book of Love
10.2s
- Who are you talking to? - Shut the fuck up. This is how you get her really excited. Stick your finger in her ass. Trust me. Was that two fingers or one?