- Oh, Jim! - Dad. Hi, I was just looking at the old family portrait out here. Well, that was a fun day wasn't it? - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. Jim, I want to talk about masturbation.
American Pie
23.2s
I've got this lacrosse game. It's really important. It's our last game. Central almost beat us last time, so this time I really wanna kick their ass. But it's gonna be cool, because the game's at State, which means afterwards I'll be able to stop by. So you can't sing at the competition. Heather, I'm sorry. I totally blew it. It's okay. You should... do what makes you happy.
American Pie
25.5s
Did not just take out that chair. - Yup, he took out the chair. - More, more, you bad boy! Oh, yeah, I'm naughty. I'm naughty, baby. Hyah! Ohh, God! # Calling your name # - # Calling your name # - Now, come to me. Oh, yeah.
American Pie
13.2s
# He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb # # She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds # - # He's not that old I've been told ## - Ah, here she is.
American Pie
33.6s
# Ain't never thought that I could love like this # # This feeling inside me is growing # # I never thought that you would care ## Are ya lost?
American Pie
5.8s
Well, we'll just tell your mother that, uh... that, uh... we ate it all.
American Pie
2.2s
So we're gonna be close next year.
American Pie
2.2s
- Nice game. - Nice game. Good game.
American Pie
28.3s
- Hey, guys. Came to watch me in action? - Yeah. - I-I think you sounded pretty good. - Yeah, man. I think you need your balls reattached. - Hey, keep it down, dude. - What the fuck are you doing here? This place is an untapped resource. I mean, check it out. - These vocal jazz girls are hot. - Why the hell is he joining jazz choir so late? - Maybe he's preparing for another senior year at East? You guys, we don't even know him.
American Pie
12.6s
Look, Vicky, love is a term that gets thrown around, and-and people don't mean it. When I say it, I want it to be more than words. - You know? I want it to be... - Perfect.
American Pie
4.9s
Jim, I'm just gonna say one thing... before you leave tonight.
American Pie
8.8s
You guys are gonna fuck, aren't ya? Fuckers! Fuckers, fuckers! Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers!
American Pie
2.4s
Why don't you go grab a glass from the bar?
American Pie
2.8s
Go, trig boy! It's yer birthday!
American Pie
1.9s
Who's the man? Stifler!
American Pie
16.4s
Yeah. Freak.
American Pie
3.4s
Uh, just a second!
American Pie
26.6s
- 'Appenin' Oz! - Working with the choir chick? What d'ya say, fellas? I just dig those cute little sweaters she wears. Nuts you do, you little horn dog. Yeah! Yeah, baby! Spank me! Spank me! Hit that high "C." # Ahhhh # Come on! What's goin' on here?
