By the power vested in me by the Federal Bureau of Investigation... ...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
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What are we doing now? Why are we turning?
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We gotta do something about this. Come on.
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I love you.
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Cobra! Fat Cobra! It's all right, darling! I forgive you!
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I am sorry. I am so sorry. My apologies. Engine trouble. Mea culpa. Mea culpa to the tenth power-- Are you Katherine? Oh, my God! Marc said you were gorgeous, but he didn't do you justice. - Come here. Come here. - Well, thank you.
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- He's one of you guys, right? - Mr. Peyser, this is the FBI. Tobias was with the CIA, but he was let go. He's a rogue agent. - What does that mean? - He went bad. He's mentally unstable and dangerous. What's this about the Fat Cobra? Please, I'm innocent. Why don't you come tonight. We'll be in Chicago at 8:00 at the Marriott Marquis. We're in the Eleanor Roosevelt Function Room. There's no Eleanor Roosevelt Function Room at that hotel. One of the Roosevelts!
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Oh, no. This is about the tax return, isn't it?
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I'd just like to know what day we're gonna eat.
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Heads up.
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Here we go.
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- You know their 8-year-old, Irwin? - Yeah. He has a shoe fetish. I had them at the table with Uncle Bernie and Aunt Thelma... ...but I think this is a problem. - Thelma was beaten up in a shoe store. - My God. I don't wanna put them together. I'll move Bernie and Thelma to the 1 2-step table. Fine. Whatever you want, Dad. I just don't want you to be too anxious about the seating chart. No, I'm fine. I just want the best wedding in the world, that's all. Marc's only requirement is that his parents are at separate tables... ...facing away from each other, and out of earshot. - I know. - And his dad's coming over at 7 tonight. - I'll believe that when I see it. - Marc swears he'll be there this time. - Well, I'm making a veal. - Nice, Dad.
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Hi, how are you? Nice hair.
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I've got something going on on Sunday.
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So I'm in France because of submarine piss. Yeah, it's nutty, isn't it? Think what you'll tell your grandchildren. Of course, you're gonna be sworn to secrecy, so you won't be able to, but....