By the power vested in me by the Federal Bureau of Investigation... ...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
The In-Laws
22.4s
I know you all got a lot of questions, but listen up. I am deep cover CIA, case number 3924. Peter Markell's my sole contact at the agency. All right. Well, we're gonna check that out. You know, you almost blew my cover a few times. But I don't want an apology... ...because I think I got a way that you can make it up.
The In-Laws
8.7s
Call me. You know something? He might actually like prison. Like it?
The In-Laws
7.1s
Cobra! Fat Cobra! It's all right, darling! I forgive you!
The In-Laws
3.2s
We gotta do something about this. Come on.
The In-Laws
3.9s
A little help would be nice!
The In-Laws
2.3s
Anybody?
The In-Laws
1.8s
Thanks.
The In-Laws
16.6s
- About what? - Well, the father. He's a doctor. You know how they are. They think they're better than all the rest of us. He's probably a brain surgeon or something. I need you to listen to me carefully now... ...because it's getting very, very serious.
The In-Laws
5.9s
I knew that. I wouldn't forget my only son's wedding. We'll just have to juggle.
The In-Laws
5s
Don't think of it as a problem, think of it as an opportunity for a solution.
The In-Laws
5s
- Let's take a walk. - No, I walked too much today.
The In-Laws
1.9s
Put your thumb in there.
The In-Laws
20.1s
Shit. We got a fire in number one again. Got any halon left? Barely. We're losing altitude. We're coming up on Nova Scotia. - How about Thibodoux? - You're meeting his person tonight. I can't tonight. I've got the in-laws for dinner. I've blown them off three times. I can meet with Thibodoux's person. You do the parent thing. No. You're not ready yet.
The In-Laws
15.3s
I had no idea selling Xerox machines was so demanding. It's a wild ride. Yeah, but he loves it. I have an announcement to make! The glaze on the veal is now a laminate. It's like a plastic jacket.
The In-Laws
12.8s
- Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. - Who got you into this business? I taught you everything you know. When you're ready, you can take the lead. I'll figure it out tonight. I'll just improvise.
The In-Laws
5.7s
Get the beach out of your head, it's overrated. You'll be standing there in front of an E. coli sign.
The In-Laws
4.4s
- Was that my dad? - Nope. Your father seems to be working all the time.
