"I taught you. When you're ready, take the lead." Well, I'm ready, and I'm taking the lead. I don't wanna end up like you, Steve. No personal life... ...a family that hates you. I choose happiness! It's really a breakthrough for me. Now, where's the money?
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If I give you the money...
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Jesus Christ.
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Well, maybe you ought to just see this.
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- Or-- - Hey! Hey! Hey!
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We'll send out some cake later.
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- Hey, guys! - Hey. Hi, who are you? - Marc's frat brothers. Who are you? - I'm Marc's dad. - Seriously? - Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Well, Steve... ...you have ruined this darling girl's wedding. - No, no. I'm okay. - No, you're not! You will carry the scar of this day until you die.
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I'm a little worried. I got really wasted last night, and I did this My Best Friend's Wedding thing... ...and told her I dated Marc one time. - You what? - I think she may have bolted.
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- I cannot get you out of my mind. - Okay. I am attracted to you physically, which for me is very strange... ...because I find homosexuality disgusting!
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What a lovely setting. - I see your touch in the décor, no? - I worked with the designer a little. Why, it's wonderful. I was on my way here, excited about my submarine, and then I realized something.
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- That was fun! - Yeah. Blackmail. It's terrific.
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So, I thought you'd like to know the wedding is off. - Why? What happened? - Marc and Melissa have vanished.